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When the target dollar spot calls you a slur

Great now the houseplants are homophobic too 😭

Target going hard with the homophobic slurs this year

Oh it's full mask-off now huh

you "queer" folk just sound like MRA homophobes at this point… your responses are becoming indistinguishable. it's pathetic.

coleslaw, potato salad, pasta salad… if it's some cold mayo salad popular among westerners then it's almost always horrible

You can also make potato salad with oil and vinegar, I guess... But that's the inferior version :/

I hate those "salads" so much. And they exist in both cultures within which I am raised, both Scandinavian and eastern European. I can't escape. Anytime you go to some holiday party with old people

I would die for all three of these

discourse I've been thinking about introducing: the disdain for Mayo based salads by certain populations is fatphobic and classist. I'm not working today so this seems like a good time to begin discussion.

i will counteract you with: calling it fatphobic and classist is being racist and eurocentric 😤

interesting. i think of mayo-based salads as a primarily midwestern / american protestant type food. i will need to revisit my anti-european bias on this i suppose. (p.s. i'm being mostly sarcastic if ppl can't tell altho i do have big feelings about the disdain for 'unhealthy' foods that so many people have, particularly people i interact with who are rich and thin so i do think it's a valid discussion!)

I also associate potato salad with america, but coleslaw has always been a thing with my family in the uk. Hate anything mayo though

i would like to make it clear that the vinegar- based version (and i'm including warm german potato salad altho i don't actually know the ingredients on that, if it's mayo-based then it's sin is being warm) of all of these foods is the inferior version and people should unpack their anti-mayo bias.

Thank you, I appreciate this support on the mayo front. In the spirit of intercultural exchange, what's your go to potato salad recipe?

i made this one recently: https://www.thegraciouswife.com/deviled-egg-potato-salad-recipe/ and it was extremely good!

and in the interest of world peace: this is actually my go to cole slaw recipe https://www.superhealthykids.com/healthy-coleslaw-recipe/ - no mayo, i hate using the word "healthy" but it's just a nice light fresh coleslaw to put on your pulled pork sammies

Pasta and mayonnaise??? 🤢

coleslaw and pasta salad are fucking nasty but i will defend potato salad till the day i die ✊

framing sexual attraction as something which can even be exclusionary is so monstrously gross because it presumes that the default of any person's body/sexuality is public availability or automatic consent which is then limited or revoked. that's not how it works. my body is not a natural resource and i am not capable of depriving anyone of it. to be deprived or excluded from something, one must have had a right to access it in the first place.

i genuinely think religion is one of the most dangerous roadblocks to social progress. look at how fast the two major religions of the right vs left, christianity and gender ideology, have been able to mobilize to strip rights from women for the sake of "humanity?" religion makes it so easy to discount women as second class citizens, and the rigidity of religious society means if you even suggest women are humans and and deserve respect you're excommunicated. scary and insane.

i remember in my ap world history class my teacher said something along the lines of "religion doesn't create belief systems, it reinforces them" and i honestly it's incredibly accurate. when you have a society vested in keeping women as an underclass, how is it surprising new forms of religious misogynistic groupthink crop up? because now it's not misogyny, it's activism and trans rights uwu. and christianity, as old as it is, doesn't even predate misogyny, and has set the precedent for anti woman and anti gay rhetoric that the new genderist religion feeds off of. i cant wait to see what nonsensical woman hating belief systems are gonna arise within these next few decades :)

The gender religion is way more dangerous to democratic societies because it's not recognized as a religion, there no separation between their church and the state and participation is compulsory

dave chappelle opened for john mulaney last night and twitter enbies are losing their minds

but my favorite thing about "transphobes only have one joke" is that it really highlights how self-righteous anger with no substance is all they have

they can't refute the One Joke without betraying their entire ideology

other fun things from this whole episode:

people claiming that john mulaney owes his career to Queers who recited his standup bits in 2015 (conveniently ignoring the fact that he had already been a successful standup comedian and tv writer for a long time by that point)
"i'm so disappointed in john mulaney, i guess his squeaky clean nice guy persona was just an act :(" which p much tells you that the only exposure these people have to his standup is from gifsets
lots of "i was there. the jokes were sooo bad you guys. trust me. i heard the jokes. not gonna tell you what they were tho."
one tumblr post from two months ago detailing a separate chappelle set being passed around as evidence of what he said last night. this is not how time works

so basically it's just more data for the claim that twitter is tumblr on a four year delay

oh my god i can't believe i forgot "i saw an unfamiliar black man so i assumed he was a football player (a reasonable assumption to make about someone opening for a comedian)"

psst hey terfs if you only date, interact with, have sex with, or even talk to people with certain genitalia
that's not a preference, that's not a sexuality
that's a fetish

But I thought fetishes were beautiful and ok and kink shaming was bad and whorephobic???

So fetish is ok if it involves choking, slapping, hitting, cutting, spitting, ect.

But if someone only finds one type of genitals attractive and only wants to interact with that type for the rest of their lives they're….bad?

So op could you tell me why one type of fetish and kink should be acceptable but the other isn't?

But yeah no this is woke homophobia. This is the straight boys at school telling lesbian to like dick and threatening her with theirs, this is the priests telling men to hide their homosexuality, go through conversion therapy, and marry a woman they don't even love. This is hate.

OP, I would genuinely love to watch you walk up to a random straight man and try to tell him he's a bigot for not liking dick. Go ahead. I'm sure it'll go well for you.

No? You only feel the need to harass lesbians? Gee, I wonder why. 🤔

"i'm on a gender journey" omg PLEASE just say u want to buy some new clothes it's okay